what’s up people, it’s been awhile

Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2010 by TheGodfather

Hey people it’s been a while since I last blogged so I’ll get ya up to date with that’s been happening for the last 9 months or whatever it’s been. Well I am still working at the car dealership doing oil changes and tire rotations, it sucks at times but then I think back to how I was 9 months ago and realize it’s better than that. I got back with an ex girlfriend in January after not seeing each other for almost 5 or 6 years and we’re still together. There has been highs and lows, ups and downs but we’ve worked through it all and are still happy. she’s great though she puts up with all my shit and even calls me out on it sometimes so I guess that’s a good thing lol. Her kids love me and they know I won’t let anything happen to them so that’s good. the fun part is when I show up there and they don’t know I’m coming over and they’ll be in the play room playing with each other and I’ll just yell “Bitches” and the come running and screaming my name. I don’t think I’d want to change any of that for a really really really long time. for the first time in a long time I’m happy again. yeah there’s still those thoughts I had almost a year ago, but then I think of my girl and her kids and they go away. it’s odd, I’ve always said I hated kids but something about her kids changes all that. yeah there are times that I just want to put them into the wall but then I look at their faces and smile, then I look at my girl and smile even more. When other people are around we don’t even have to be all “I Love You” because we just look at each other and smile because we know what we’re thinking. All and all it’s been an ok 2010 so far. well i suppose that’s it for now if I remember to do this more I’ll try to do it more. if not oh well I’m just another pointless blogger that rambles on and on and really don’t have anything important to say. You all take care now



Let Me Introduce You To Eosinophilic Enteropathy

Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2009 by TheGodfather

tonight while going through blogtalk radio causing trouble, i stumbled upon a show there about the paranormal and listened to this one guy by the name of Mike Dionne talk about his experiences on the USS Salem the same place that TAPS investigated during this last season of Ghost Hunters. anyways it was great and then he went on to talk about something else that completely floored me and i felt the need to share it and help spread the word on it. so please be patient with reading this…….

I’m going to introduce you to an illness that hits many people but not many know about it. It’s called eosinophilic enteropathy, which includes eosinophlic esophagitis, eosinophilic gastroenteritis, eosinophilic colitis and other eosinophilic disorders. Don’t know what that is? Not many do. What is it you may be asking yourself well it’s

a complicated digestive system disorder in which eosinophils, a type of white blood cell, are found in above-normal amounts in one or more specific places in the digestive system and/or the blood.

When the body wants to attack a substance, such as an allergy-triggering food or airborne allergen, eosinophils respond by moving into the area and releasing a variety of toxins. However, when the body produces too many eosinophils, they can cause chronic inflammation, resulting in tissue damage.

These rare diseases are diagnosed according to where the elevated levels of eosinophils are found:

Eosinophilic esophagitis (esophagus)
Eosinophilic gastritis (stomach)
Eosinophilic enteritis (small intestine)
Eosinophilic colitis (large intestine)
Hypereosinophilic syndrome (blood and any organ)
This condition can be divided into two types, Primary and Secondary. The Primary type is further subdivided into allergic and non-allergic forms. The allergic type occurs in association with food allergies, while the non-allergic form occurs when no obvious cause can be found to explain the high number of eosinophils in the digestive system. Because of this, the non-allergic form is thought to be evidence that the body is attacking itself and considered to be an autoimmune disorder.

Common symptoms may include pain, swelling, skin rash, hives, reflux, choking, difficulty swallowing, nausea, vomitting, loss of appetite, stools containing blood and/or mucus, abdominal cramping, diarrhea, fever, esophageal rings, motility problems, bowel obstruction, bowel or stomach wall thickening (from scar tissue buildup), pseudopolyps, protein loss, anemia, malabsorption, developmental delay, bleeding, and several other symptoms that occur in individual cases. Many people also experience nutritional deficiencies and/or side effects from medications, such as neuropathy (nerve damage) or osteoporosis (decrease in bone mass).

Special amino acid-based formula may be needed as a supplement for those whose diets are so limited that they are unable to obtain enough nutrition from food alone. Some primary forms may require the avoidance of all regular foods and complete reliance on an amino acid-based formula, which may be consumed normally or pumped through a special feeding tube (naso-gastric, gastrostomy or jejunostomy tubes). For the most severe flare-ups or for those who experience problems from all foods and formulas, feeding through a blood vessel (TPN) may be the only remaining option. Some cases also require additional symptom-specific help, such as pain medication. This disease may cause such severe bleeding or nutritional deficiency that they condition may be life threatening if not treated with appropriate medications. Since there is no known cure for Eosinophilic Enteropathy, management of the condition is very important in order to prevent severe damage to the digestive system (and to the organs in the case of Hypereosinophilic syndrome) caused by the high numbers of eosinophils. Because symptoms vary so widely and may minic other conditions, it is important that accurate information and awareness of Eosinophilic Enteropathy is achieved.

Basically you can’t eat food. Mike and Stacey Dionne’s 8 year old son Timmy has this. Well i’m posting this in hopes to help spread the word on it. Any help that you all might be able to do to spread the word on this will be greatly appreciated by the Dionne’s and all of the other people out there that suffer through this. Here is a local news story about Timmy that they shared on youtube.

please visit http://www.curedfoundation.org/ and http://fullspectrumghosthunters.webs.com/ for more information on this and an upcoming benefit they are having. Thank you all for taking the time to read this and again any help you can give either by a donation or by helping spread the word will be greatly appreciated by the Dionne’s.

what happened to our child like beliefs?

Posted in Uncategorized on December 1, 2009 by TheGodfather

A SHORT, QUICK AND EASY POST While i was taking a shit last night something hit me(I guess it’s true we do our best thinking while in the bathroom) when we were little we believed in things from the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, St. Nick, Santa Clause. what the hell happened? when did we stop believing in these things? yeah it sounds crazy to be in your 20’s and 30’s and older and believe in them all but who says we still can’t? Who decided for us that at a certain age we have to stop believing? Is it because we were afraid of getting laughed at by others when we mention Santa? Why the fuck should we care what people think about when it comes to our beliefs?I don’t get it. Now i ask you a question, at what age did you stop believing in Santa Clause and the other things? I’ll close this by wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Possible Haunted Locations in the Milwaukee Area

Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2009 by TheGodfather

Brookfield – Dousman Dunkel Behling Inn /Dousman House – It’s an old house that ages back to the civil war. Very powerful negative feelings occur by the guest house and smithy shop. One of the doors in the window has been reported to slam with nobody present. a Dark figure walks back and forth upstairs while looking in the front door windows. The Figure sometimes rushes people and impacts them with such great force they will fly backwards off the porch. Nobody really knows too much about the history of the house.

 

Cedarburg – Founder’s Park – The monument stone contains the recoverable names of the deceased which were laid to rest there. All that is left of the head stones to the original cemetery are small rocks and stones. There is a very strong negative feeling there, as well as many cold spots through out the park that will make the hair on your neck stand at lengths end on any given warm sunny day. You also don’t feel “alone” when you are there.

Greenfield – Whitnall Park – A woman wearing a flowing white glowing gown is holding what appears to be an infant child. She paces back and forth by the woods near the waterfall. You can see her perfect in the parking area. If she sees you she will walk toward you and if feels like you are being pushed away. She appears around 11 and if you are really quiet you sometimes can hear sounds of the infant crying.

 

Menomonee Falls – Main Street – It has been said that a while ago, a man got run over when the streets were first being settled. The man has been seen walking near shops, and he has also been seen wandering around North Middle School, and the schools’ properties around the Menomonee Falls area. The man is tall with darker features, and has a long beard. From time to time, people say at night you can hear the man murmuring as he walks around Main Street, and he has also been known to screw around with the Main Street clock. Rumor has it that the man was also involved with the burning down of a bar several years ago right along Main Street.

 

Menomonee Falls – Menomonee Co Park office – Old army barracks. Ghostly sounds have been heard at night. May have been built over an old Indian Burial Mound by the US Army.

 

Mequon – Concordia University Wisconsin – When Concordia moved from downtown Milwaukee to its current location in Mequon (sold to them by the nuns who had lived here), it is said that a Sister named Sister Sixtoes was unwilling to move. She ended up dying near what is the chapel today. She still haunts the chapel as well as the dorms of Coburg, Catherine, and Augsburg. Students have reported sightings of an outline of a ghostly figure when walking down the stairs near the chapel late at night. Students have also reported things being moved in their rooms as well as lights, radios, TV’s, etc. Being turned on and off when no one else was around. Many strange things have occurred over the years that students have sworn was done by good ol’ Sister Sixtoes.

 

Milwaukee – Bell Middle School – If you drive past Bell Middle School , you might see on the lawn of the school, a man walking with a black book bag. Whenever a car passes by and if the man hears the car, he’ll stop, look on the side and down to the grass. Then, he’ll continue walking. To recognize him, look for his dark black shirt, and his dark blue jeans. He has no shoes, or feet, just legs. He’s totally bald and comes out after 9:00 usually. If you’re lucky, he might be walking on the playground and he’ll look up, then continue walking. One more thing – good luck finding him and report back if you spot him!

 

Milwaukee – Cardinal Stritch University – Stritch DormsCardinal Stritch dorms used to be a place where nuns would live. In the basement of Stritch they used to keep the sickly nuns that would eventually die. Sometime after dark you can hear the nun walking around the hallways. Also in some of the rooms on 3 Center spirits will tear posters off the wall, closets will open on their own, locked doors will swing open, and random objects will be pushed off desks onto the floor. On 2 west you can hear running up and down the hall. As soon as you open your door to see who it is the running will stop. When you close your door the running will startup again.

Milwaukee – Cathedral Mayer-Krom Building – The late nineteenth century Mayer-Krom Building at S 8th and W Mitchell Streets in Milwaukee WI 53204 is were the Milton Family are said to have been murdered Oct 3, 1943, with hauntings ever since. Hence MARS Distributing created an actual haunted house there to view each October. Their official website is: – www.marshauntedhouse.com MARS = Milwaukee Area Radio Stations.

Milwaukee – Grand Avenue Mall – Three security guards on second shift noticed a small dark figure dancing on the second floor. When they arrived at the site, no one was around. All the doors were locked and all the exits were within the guards’ view as they went to the area of the sighting.

Milwaukee – Holy hill cemetery – When Pictures are taken a thick mist will appear in the image. Witnesses report just hanging out at night then a mist started forming in front of the car, it drifted up and eventually formed the shape of an old man. You could see his eyes, face, clothes, hands and even his beard. But you could also see right through him and see the trees on the other side.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Helfaer Theater – The Marquette Theater is haunted by a former Artistic Director who died in Studio 13. He mostly bangs around the catwalks, and sometimes people see him in the Studio.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Humphrey Hall – a student dormitory for Juniors and Seniors, Humphrey used to be the former Milwaukee children’s hospital, and the basement was the morgue. Many children passed on in the building, and it is said several spirits still haunt the place today. Public Safety officers have reported seeing children on the camera monitors, and students have reported hearing singing, laughing, crying, and screaming as well as seeing the ghost of children.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Johnston Hall – which was the first building erected on the campus, a Jesuit priest (or it might have been two) threw themselves off the top floor, or the roof, and their spirits still haunt the building. Witnesses often get strange feelings whenever walking down a hall alone.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Mashuda Hall – In one of the dorms, a girl apparently committed suicide in one of the rooms years ago, and residents who lived in the room afterwards reported poltergeist activity: sounds, flying objects, and writing on the fogged-up window. However, a priest blessed the room and performed some kind of exorcism, and the activity ceased, and hasn’t returned since.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Straz Hall – formerly East Hall & a YMCA – little boy named Petey drowned in the pool when it was a YMCA, and his ghost still haunts the basement, and you can hear him walk toward you.

Milwaukee – Marquette University – Varsity Hall – a stagehand man was apparently smoking a cigarette while taking a break, and accidentally leaned into a huge metal fan, which killed him by cutting him into pieces.

Milwaukee – Modjeca Theatre – balls of light, white lady on the stage and the “balcony man”. Figures have been seen in one’s peripheral vision and balls of light have been reported. Legend says that at some point in history the balcony collapse and a lot of people died.

Milwaukee – Old Northwest General Hospital – A former worker reports On the top floor there were dozens of times that voices could be heard, women crying, ceiling tiles moved about. There was no one in the ceiling, no place to go. Often we could hear dogs barking inside the building. A security guard quit after seeing a person running and then disappearing into a wall. A doctor was murdered by his jealous wife in that area. Also, the top floor of the facility performed abortions on young un-married women. Also the ICU was on that floor. Footsteps could be heard on the main floor when they where the only one in the building, and voices from behind closed doors in the old emergency room.

Milwaukee – The Pfister Hotel – on the 8th floor, in the hotel, (the storage floor) Mr. Phister is seen walking the halls with his dog. Within the hotel, consist hundreds of paintings of dogs.

Milwaukee – The Rave – Eagles Club – This building built in the late 20’s was an all male athletic club. Many areas of the building are very cold even in the heat of summer. The ballroom has access to a door that leads to the dome maintenance room which also leads to the roof has many times been investigated by security after reports of someone throwing things off the roof. When investigated no one is found, when things like empty beer cups and ashtrays have been found below. The basement floor which houses access to the pool viewing porthole and also the boiler room, has a dirt floor that security doing a sweep of the building at closing time, have felt the strong urge to leave by a presence and feeling of coldness that is overwhelming, also accompanied by a strong odor of starch or bleach smell. It is said that after it was closed and reopened as a shelter, a man that ran it was abusive and very intolerable, to the young men that stayed there. His negative energy is felt and reports of his apparition and coldness in the pool area and in the boiler room. As far as his apparition is concerned, they were reported by bar staff accompanying the security during sweeps, they were most likely under the influence of alcohol at the time. A strong sense of negative energy is felt in all parts of the building. Always felt at night when the building closes. Strange noise like shuffling feet and loud bangs can be heard while sweeping the building fro people who may hideout after a show. It may be heard in one area and when looked into the noises are heard in the area that was just secured. Unexplainable feeling of negative energy exists in the building. There is also the ghost of a little girl at the Rave. A worker who worked there for a year or so, spent time in the coat check area in the basement. There are catacomb like hallways that run behind the coat check area. One night during a concert, they heard a little girl laughing coming from the rear hallway. When they got up to look, a wind blew through the room, and a feeling of dread came over them, and in an instant it was over.

Milwaukee – River Hills – Milwaukee Country Club – Spirit pats people on the shoulder at times yet is no where to be seen.

Milwaukee – South Milwaukee – Grant Park – Seven Bridges – It has be rumored that if you go to Seven Bridges and walk the paths during a full moon between the times of 9:30pm and Midnight (Don’t walk alone)you will see different colors of lights dancing around in the woods and if you go farther into the woods you would hear what sounds to be laughter and screams. If you are really quiet you can hear foot steps in the woods coming towards you and with those foot steps you can hear very heavy breathing, if you wait for those foot steps to come to you, you will feel a very uneasy feeling come over you like an evil feeling. It’s said that adults and children have been killed there and even suicides from the people that did the killings. (WARNING! the park closes at 10:00pm, so don’t park in the park after that time, park on a side street. If you get caught by police you will get ticketed). It’s also rumored that if you stand on one of the bridges that a mist or an apparition of a person would happen right in front of you. The apparition could possible be one of the victims.

Milwaukee – St. Adalbert Catholic Church/School – The school building used to be the church. Rumor has it that a boy fell to his death from the balcony. The balcony has since been walled over and converted to a room. Former teachers and students at the school attest to a strange feeling in the former balcony area. There is also a rocking chair in the attic that keeps rocking with no one around and no breeze. A strange man has been seen by staff and children in the church basement. Neighbors report that a former building on the site had a light that never went out even when the electricity was cut. Teachers also report feeling uneasy in the basement bathroom and hearing a strange “wooooooing” sound.

Milwaukee – Saint Rafael school – South Campus – this school has many haunted places included the girls bathroom where a young girl dressed in a olden day school uniform haunts it also one girl reported once that when she was alone in the building after volleyball pratice she heard people’s voices coming from the gym when she went to investigate no one was there. also phantom drafts and reported noises from the upper gym when no one occupied it at the current time. this school is located on 31st and Lincoln on Milwaukee’s south side

Milwaukee – Tamorack – Reports of footsteps running up the back stairs, arguing and heard a door open and then slam shut. An old woman was also seen in the mirror of the woman’s bathroom.

Milwaukee – University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee – Sandburg Halls – there have been many incidents in North Tower. On the G2 level there is occasionally mysterious squeaking coming through the concrete floors, objects are known to move independently.

Milwaukee – Wisconsin Lutheran college – At least six different spirits have been witnessed repeatedly -a poltergeist, a signing nun, the mother superior, a janitor, strangely-laughing children and an malevolent presence have all been reported.

these are just some places said to be haunted, there are many more that i’ll most likely post within the next couple of days if i get around to it or remember to do it. Also I would like to add I would love to check out the area by Children’s Hospital and The Ronald McDonald house as it is the site of the old potter’s field and there is a graveyard there and possibly many unmarked graves. Well I hope you enjoy reading this post and have a happy and safe Halloween.

For those of you who missed it or don’t have cable….

Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2009 by TheGodfather

Here is the Premier of The Jeff Dunham Show on Comedy Central from last night, Enjoy and pass the word along to your family and friends so it can stay on the air. sorry the audio is bad


Happy Halloween yr 2

Posted in Holidays on October 23, 2009 by TheGodfather

Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and Happy Halloween……


Fuck off Celebrities

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2009 by TheGodfather

my open letter to Hollywood…..

Hey Asspipes,

How are things today? that’s good shut up I really don’t care. 1st off where the fuck do you get off telling me that i should spend my time doing volunteer work? I’ll do what I please with my time thank you very much (yeah i’m talkin to you Kutcher or @aplusk as you want to be known as on twitter, no one cares what you really have to say go back to being kelso already so you can have a career again huh?). Also stop trying to jam your views down the publics throat. No one cares if you just called congress for the 57,000 times to get health care reform to pass. currently there’s more then that that oppose it so it won’t pass no matter how many times your president tries to doctor it up and make it sound good, it’s a bad thing for America. Now i’m not saying all of you in Hollywood are bad, I actually respect the ones that do not try to ramp their beliefs down others throats. The American People are not as stupid as Bill Maher would like you to believe. Your President will fail yet again deal with it. Anyways back to my letter…. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself no one gives a shit, why do people follow you on twitter? so we can all laugh at your idiotic sayings and your government brainwashed dribble. So Shut The Fuck Up Already asspipes. Thanks
Best Wishes,

The Godfather

Glenn Beck Show 10-19-09

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2009 by TheGodfather

I’m posting this so I can show my family and friends, maybe you’ll like it too

WTF Happened to Saturday Morning Cartoons

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2009 by TheGodfather

As a kid of the mid 70’s and 80’s I personally believe I grew up during the best time for cartoons on Saturday morning’s there were the reruns of classics like Flintstones, Atom Ant, Grape Ape, Deputy Dog, Looney Toons, Wacky Races, Perils of Penelope Pitstop, ,Help! It’s the Hair Bear Bunch, Augie  Doggy and Doggie Daddy. Then there’s the one’s i really remember Scooby Doo and the many spin offs it had like the one i really like The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo(Vincent Price FTW!), Superfriends,  Smurfs, Snorks, Heathcliff, Garfield and Friends, Donkey Kong,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shirt Tales,The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Eureeka’s Castle, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Foofer, Jem and the Holograms, Captain America, Spiderman(yes it was a cartoon before it was a movie), The Real Ghostbusters(even the crappy Ghostbusters cartoon with the ape and what not is better then what they offer kids today), He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. JoeL A Real American Hero, Fraggle Rock, M.A.S.K., and Silverhawk and not really a cartoon show but a good part to Saturday Mornings was Pee Wee’s Playhouse  to mention some. These were great shows, we as kids would wake up at like 6 or 7am grab a bowl of our favorite cereal and sit down and enjoy like 3 or 4 hours of great cartoons. Then we would go out and play with our friends and talk about that morning’s cartoons and what our favorite part about it was or do our own little version of said cartoons through out the day. It was a great time to be a kid, but sadly this is where the cartoon goodness ends and the crap they throw at kids today begins. You have very little cartoons on saturday morning unless you have cable otherwise you’re SOL because ABC has disney shows on, CBS has crap like Noonbory and the Super 7, Busytown Mysteries, and Sabrina the Animated Series, Rollbots, Dinosaur King. Fox completely stopped showing cartoons all together on Saturday’s and that’s sad. The CW(formerly the WB) and MyNetworkTV wasn’t around back in the 80’s. Other then that you have 2nd rate re-creations of 80’s cartoons(just because you made it more CGI and less animation doesn’t make it better) which are just to horrible to watch and makes me wish that there was a way for my niece to watch the same cartoons I did as a kid. I mean what the hell happened to the networks and their vision of what Saturday morning’s should be?  Really you put news on saturday mornings? When did the weekends stop being for kids and more about grown ups? No kid wants to be stuck watching The Today Show, or The Early Show. I really wish all of the great cartoons that we grew up watching would have been put on VHS or DVD’s long before just recently because I for one would buy as many as I can so my niece has some quality Saturday morning entertainment, and for the parent’s that will say “I prefer to have my kid know what’s going on in the real world” or some other bullshit like that, I have one thing to say…GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS and remember what it was like for you growing up. Why should the kids today suffer through the crap out there? Thank God for the Boomerang channel they show some of the good shows I mentioned and some I didn’t. well I think i’m done ranting now.


September 11, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on September 11, 2009 by TheGodfather

Since i woke up today i’ve been doing nothing but thinking about what happened on this day 8 years ago, and it amazes me that there is still a big hole where the towers once stood. But not much i can do to fix that and me ranting here really isn’t going to get anything done so i’ll move on to those cowards. So you thought that you could bring America to it’s knees by attacking us the way you did. Well we were on bend and knee for a short time but not for long, we got back up and dusted ourselves off and we came and started to rain hell down upon you. You see today i saw that the stock market closed the same as September 10, 2001. It took us 8 yrs but we are getting back to how things were. It’s a good feeling, but i hope to God we don’t go back into the same mindset of back in 2001, the same thinking, and what not. well i guess that’s it except for a message to anyone who is thinking about doing something like that again to us in America. Here’s a little messeage for you…..

A not so happy labor day weekend

Posted in Uncategorized on September 7, 2009 by TheGodfather

So part of this entry comes to you from a hospital bed. Saturday after I cut the grass, something inside me snapped i guess you could say, I don’t know what it was, the stress of not being able to find a job, the fact my whole family thinks i’m a failure, the fact that I was using my parents ATM card to buy cigarette’s and soda while i’ve been unemployed parents telling me they are calling the cops and i’m going to go sit in jail, I don’t know i’ll i know is i started popping pills left and right, some of my mom’s blood thinners, and 2 sheets worth of Benadryl, and started drinking heavily. I wanted my life to be over so I could stop being a burden on everyone that I know or anyone who has ever met me. I was about to take a knife to my arm(down the road not across the street) when my cousin kicked in my bedroom door and stopped me. He threw me in his truck and took me to the ER with the rest of my family following. Everyone would of been better off if they would of just left me be is what I was thinking to myself as i was wheeled into the hospital. Doctors and nurses were scrambling around asking questions, if i’ve been drinking, how many pills i took, where my family found me ect. ect. then they proceed to bring in the stomach pump machine. after awhile they stopped that and gave me some charcoal stuff. then begins the 48 hour suicide watch, luckily the head IT guy at the hospital is a member of my mom’s church and he hooked me up with a hospital laptop connected to the internet so i could surf the web if i wanted to, i listened to alot of music via youtube, plurked here and there, and sat there for a day wishing no one would of stopped me. The next day the pastor at my mom’s church came to see me. I don’t know this man so i threw the empty plastic basin/bed pan whatever the hell it is at him to told him to get the fuck out. he did and stood in the hallway talking to my family. Why would i want to talk to some fuck stick i don’t even know? well alittle later that afternoon i started “cheering” up i guess you could say, i was looking for stupid shit on youtube. Talked to a friend on yahoo, told her what was going on cause i needed someone to talk to. then sunday night came and it’s the usual, nurses in and out checking on me, asking how i’m doing, checking my vitals. So they let me come home today if i promised to call the outpatient treatment place at the nuthouse. I did just so i could get out of there(also asked if i could take the bed with me) but i’m not calling shit. i can’t afford treatment or therapy, and i’ll be damned if i’m getting another thing on my credit report to fuck it up more then it already is. So now i’m home, in my room, back on my laptop. staring at the 2 empty sheets of Benadryl i took two days ago. but i will say this….I want to know who cleaned my room while i was in the hospital? I can’t find shit in here now. ah well i guess i’m still alive and “should” be happy about that. but i’m not i still have the thoughts swimming around in the back of my head. well that’s it. that’s my story, that’s the thing i was talking about on plurk alittle while ago when i said alot of people will unfriend me and all that. now you all know, but i’m back from the grave. Stomach still hurts like hell from the stomach pump but i guess it’s what i get.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 5, 2009 by TheGodfather

This is the End….

Posted in Uncategorized on September 5, 2009 by TheGodfather

Don’t Forget

Posted in Uncategorized on September 5, 2009 by TheGodfather

Why does my life suck

Posted in Uncategorized on September 1, 2009 by TheGodfather

well i’ve been unemployed now since april and i finally broke down and went to reapply with a company i use to work for. I figure that i had to do something, so it’s been a week and i’ve heard nothing, i’ll give them a call tomorrow. In other news, i might be going to jail soon, keep getting calls from someone claiming i’m being charged with fraud for taking a pay day advance from a place i do no recall going to, and I won’t call them back because I will not be the victim of a scam, which I’ve heard this kind of thing has been happening lately, ah well if i go to jail i go if not oh well all i can say is bring it bitches. hmmm what else has been happening a whole lot of nothing i guess, it’s a daily routine of waking up, plurking, twittering, playing WoW. god my life sucks. i’ve thought of just leaving my house and live on the streets since it seems like that is what my life is destined for(can’t pass any tests for my microsoft certification and now that time has passed so i’ll have to pay for each test and it’s like $150 so screw that.) maybe i should try a study at home at your own pace type of deal but who knows. Let’s see if i can add any happy news here…..um…..uh……hmmm imagine that, none at this point. ah well life sucks then you die, TIME FOR SOME BEER! i’ll probably post more when i get around to it. this has made my head hurt lol

IDK

Posted in Uncategorized on July 20, 2009 by TheGodfather

What happens when you’re unemployed

Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2009 by TheGodfather

NOT A DAMN THING! It’s the same thing over and over day after day, sleep until whenever, jump on the computer and look at job posting’s on some website be it jobnoggin, wijobs.com or whatever. There sure isn’t shit out there so I’ve resorted to calling all former employers and see if they need any help or know of someone looking for help. This really sucks, what is even more stupid is I got fired for a stupid reason, having facial hair and having a laptop at work. Well maybe i wouldn’t of had my laptop at work if you’d allow internet access on the computers there, or if it wasn’t so fucking boring there that I had to resort to doing something just so i wouldn’t fall asleep. Ah well, that job sucked anyways. So now I get to sit around and wait to hear from companies I’ve applied with and wonder when my first unemployment check will arrive, hopefully tomorrow or the next day who knows. Let’s see what else has been happening……I still can’t pass the practice test’s to be able to retest for my Microsoft Certification’s and no one will hire me without them so i’m pretty much screwed and stuck in dead end jobs for life. I suck at test’s always have always will. Called the school and they said they aren’t willing to help me with the stuff either so FUCK THEM. I was going to take bartending courses online for only $25 for a 4 hour thing. but I got my last check and couldn’t afford it. I guess I’m a stupid person knowing that the job market is shitty and still didn’t really care that i got fired. I was gonna sue them for wrongful termination but my lawyer advised that it wasn’t a smart thing to do. So guess what I did? I went and talked to a different lawyer LOL. She’s looking into it and to see if I have an actual case or a legit reason to take them to court. Let’s see what else……..Nothin really, been getting bored with the internet lately. I really don’t want to be on here but gotta keep looking for a job. Got a phone call from a friend the other day and he asked “is it normal for a person to say right before he falls asleep, “gee I hope i don’t wake up in the moring?”, um…….not really. I asked what’s goin on and he said he’s just stressed out. I told him as soon as I get a normal income again that him and I would go out for drinks, It seemed to cheer him up. OOOOOOH I found some hilarious stuff on youtube the other day by someone named Jabo0dyDubs. Look him up he does voice over dubs for billy mays infomercails. I can’t stop watching these things. It Makes me laugh everytime. well that’s it for now. i’ll be posting more now that i have the time lol

The Epic Public Restroom Battle

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on April 16, 2009 by TheGodfather

True Story: Battle Asses.

Sorry, I don’t have anything to post about layoffs or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom. Enjoy.

You are my arch nemisis. I see you wandering around as I go about my IT Computer Nerd business: Tall. Middle Eastern. Pot Belly. We catch each others eye every now and then and give each other a slight nod. I know you, I know what you do and I am on to your games.

I saw you this morning, we made eye contact. You nodded and took another bite of whatever Death-Ass producing garbage you fuel up on that makes the bathroom, smell like the inside of a dead monkey’s colon, and nodded at me. I got you this time, fucker.

I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It’s almost noon, and that’s the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too.

But I got you this time. Yeah fucker I GOT SOMETHING COOKING UP FOR YOU! Two egg sandwiches with cheese. Greasy sausage patties. A couple glasses of Tang. Some leftover Chinese food. A Twix. Root Beer Soda. Some steamed brocoli I had in the fridge. A Hot Pocket with peperonni and cheese. A Chocolate Poptart. And like a cherry on top … a McDonald’s Quaterpounder with cheese.

I never eat this shit, it’s all greasy and fucking nasty, but today is the day I fight back. I go out for a quick mile jog and almsot die. My stomach feels like there are two midgets fighting to the death inside there. I walk back to work, ass clenched tighter than a virgin’s thighs at Church.

Great. The hot chick from next door wants to chat. She assumes the sweat on my face and arms is from running. She doesn’t realize that it’s a cold sweat induced by my severe sphicter trauma. She finally shuts up and I stagger to the Death Ass Arena.

You are there already in your favorite stall: The one right next to the fucking sinks. You stupid, socially retarded fuck. Fine. You have yet to begin your daily purge of Middle Eastern Ass Stew. I enter the stall next to you and drop my pants in preperation of the upcomming battle.

Your opening slavo is fired: A sloppy wet fart with a solid-shot closer. I laugh and show you the power of Advanced American Foodstuffs.

The tuba fart I unleash echos off the walls and shrinks my waistline about an inch. The guy at the urinal laughs as I slap the wall between you and I and say “Back to YOU, Kajid!”. You are silent, I assume you know who I am and that the time has come for us to battle. I know you are summoning your intestinal fortitude for full out war.

You do not dissapoint me.

With a hissing “SSSShhhhhzzzzzzzzz!” you squirt out a deadly spray of ass juice that pollutes the air and makes my head swim. The pisser at the urinal is no longer laughing, he quickly zips up and runs for the door. He did not stop to wash his hands, instead opting to head for the hills. I cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and the black spots dissapear from my vision. My head clears. I am ready.

“AAaaaaaaaRRRRRGGGHHH!” I yell, as I drop Big Tim. That’s short for “Big Timber” … AKA “Mississippi Butt Log”.

Quick-fire farts stutter out of my ass, as I push the monster log from the Shit Dimension into our reality. The beefy, yeasty stench easily overpowers the Indian Ass Gutter oder of your previous attack. Mega Turd hits the water in the bowl with a mighty splash, the reek is that of a dead whale slowly ripening in the hot, tropical sun. I catch my breath and wipe my brow, and start to pat myself on the back. I should have known the battle was not over.

The only thing I can think of is that you must has completly unzipped your ass to your elbow. That’s the only way I could begin to explain the lumpy, creamy splashs falling out of your ass into the toilet. It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter. I see the hairs on my arms start to curl from the horrid stench wafting up from under your stall. I shudder and sway on my throne, unsure if I will survive.

I have no choice. I must employ the Deal Breaker. I hunker down and clench my hands together. My fingers twitch and entwine like a nest of snakes, almost like I am running through a series of ancient Ninja Hand Symbols. My feet lift up onto the toes and my legs start to shake.

“You want to play??” I growls. A low moaning comes from my stomach, like a dinosaur calling into a swampy, foggy night. “YOU GOT IT! AAAAAAHHHHHH!”

Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. Hot magma-like shit rockets out of my ass, releasing a noxious, sticky cloud of deadly recal perfume. I hear you gag and see your feet shuffle around, but you can’t get away, can you? No. You can’t.

Veins throb on my neck and temples as the turd monster tears itself from my bowels. My lips skin back from my now clenched teeth and I try not to scream. Your roll of toilet paper rolls into my stall. You must have torn it from the wall with numb fingers in an attempt to “Wipe and Scoot”. Too late. MUCH too late!

Oders pound you with merciless fists: Rotten Fruitcake stuffed with boiled chicken assholes. Hammered shit-logs served on a bed of week old white rice. Rosie O’Donnel’s racid crotch farts. The smell of your mom’s dank, hairy Middle Eastern armpits.

Your stall door bangs open and you stagger out. You take three unsteady steps to the door and can barely open it wide enough to slip out. I laugh at you before you leave. “Yeah! RUN, Fucker!” I yell, and laugh again. You say nothing.

It’s all over except for the clean up. Fuck with me again, you shit filled Anal Terrorist. Me and my ass will be waiting.

Posted in worldess wednesday on April 15, 2009 by TheGodfather

UPDATE Not Sure What To Think About Tomorrow UPDATE

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2009 by TheGodfather

Some people have asked and been wondering about what happened after the Not Sure What To Think About Tomorrow post so here ya go…….

So that whole day came and during the day not one phone call from her askin where we were meeting or anything, so she blew me off (and not in a good way). But that’s ok I still went out that night with two really good friends and met this other chick while we were hangin out and she seems cool and what not although she seemed alittle odd when we were back at my friends house drinking and my friend put on Grease that was on VH1 classic and that part where Danny is dancing at the school dance with that lady in the black and blue dress well my friend Craig and I started slow dancing with eachother which ended with me and him dry humping on their bed and laughing our ass’ off. When all of a sudden my friend Craig says “ewww i felt your dick on me, how dare you get wood” (FYI i had no wood) to which we both started laughing hysterically and I fell off the bed and to the ground. the rest of the night was kind of a blur, i think i took the girl home and went home to sleep, i’m not sure. I do know that this girl and I have been out twice now and she seems to be really diggin me, although last night she puked on me from drinking to much and not eating LoL but ah well I might call her again I don’t know. So that’s it, i got dissed by the chick i wanted to go out with and met another really cool chick.

A Long Friggen Post Dealing With The Next Couple Of Days

Posted in Holidays on April 8, 2009 by TheGodfather

well I just wanted to post this movie cause of this week being Easter Week, ENJOY!

Posted in worldess wednesday on April 1, 2009 by TheGodfather

funny-road-signs

Just a test to see if Vids are posting on WP

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2009 by TheGodfather

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2009 by TheGodfather

warning

Just a matter of opinion

Posted in Movies, Uncategorized on December 10, 2008 by TheGodfather

Not sure where this originally came from or who actually said it but i wanted to share it…..

To all of us who survived the 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s…..

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors, or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we too hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. AND we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes, after running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, XBox’s, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD’s, no surround-sound or CD’s, no cell phones, no personal computers, and no Internet or chat rooms…….

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

WE fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes and walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team, those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailling us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 some odd years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success, and respoonsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them Congratulations!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for “our own good”.

Kind of makes you wnat to run through the house with scissors, don’t it?

What ever happened to the days like this? when did everything change? when did we become nothing but a bunch of wimps and whiners? will we ever go back to days like this?

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted in Uncategorized on November 27, 2008 by TheGodfather

MTV’s FEAR episode 1

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on October 31, 2008 by TheGodfather

Dracula 1931 Full Movie

Posted in Movies with tags , on October 31, 2008 by TheGodfather

Another Halloween Treat

Posted in Holidays with tags , , on October 31, 2008 by TheGodfather

Happy Halloween Again Everybody

A Special Treat For Halloween

Posted in Holidays with tags , on October 31, 2008 by TheGodfather

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE

New Job=New Begginings?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on October 28, 2008 by TheGodfather

So I had a job interview which would now be considered yesterday considering the time but anyways, all went well they offered me a possition with the company. It’s doing security again which i don’t want to do but it’s something until something better comes along. I need to get caught up on my bills, all the companies have been very understanding and supportive of me during my time laid off which i find to be extremely odd. Well anyways after next monday i probably won’t be on much except my days off until i get use to walking 28 floors of the building i’m going to be working at and the parking structure. It probably wouldn’t be so bad but they tell me i can’t smoke which i think is a complete crock of shit, but i’ll talk to my manager type person since she said i could smoke so i don’t know what’s goin on there lol. i’ll probably have to wait for the people to leave the building for the night considering i’m working the same building that the main office is in. well anyways i’m alittle scared of it cause of all the walking and not having health insurance and being out of asthma meds this should be fun.

first attempt at a wordless wednesday

Posted in worldess wednesday with tags , , on October 15, 2008 by TheGodfather

what happens when you lose a horror movie and what you find while looking for it

Posted in Lost and Found and Some What Pissed Off with tags , , on October 12, 2008 by TheGodfather

So i’m watching the Nightmare On Elm Street movies lately and when i get to the 3rd one i can’t find it, no biggie i’ll look for it later and i move on to the 4th, so today i look for it but still can’t find it but i did however find some old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000(MST3K) that i had from back when it was on the air. Yes i know it’s not the same thing but it’ll do until i find that damn movie, tomorrow i check the attic for it. Oh btw i did a google search on Nightmare On Elm Street and some webpages came up about they are possibly going to do a remake and that Robert Englund himself said that Billy Bob Thornton will be getting the role as Freddy…..WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! how can it be a Nightmare On Elm Street movie without Robert Englund? Way to ruin a great thing hollywood, you dumb fucks.

oops

Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2011 by TheGodfather

oops

forgot I had this thing, maybe i’ll start it up again who knows

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