an interesting night at work

well last night i had an interesting night towards the end of my shift(had to stay an hour over to make sure no one got free rides on the office tower elevators that are fucking up), i was talking to some of the cleaners when we noticed a guy wearing sunglasses, a sweater and a pair of shorts. Now this wouldn’t really strike us as strange except it was about 11:30pm and the temp was 11 degrees but with the wind it felt like -6 degrees, so i called over my coworker in case he got alittle out of hand so i walked over to the guy and asked what he was doing in the building and why in god’s name was he wearing shorts in the first week of March(you see in the beginning of march here in wisconsin it’s still colder then a witches titty, but anyways back to what happened) after i asked him that dude just starts flippin out sayin shit like “my father built this building” i quickly replied “is that why the frieght elevator only goes to the 14th floor, cause your dad’s a jackass?” so like any normal person this made the guy a tiny bit upset he started yelling a whole bunch of nonsense and started threatening our lives “you’re all dead, do you hear me? you’re all dead” and then starts acting like he’s holding a gun and shooting us. We laughed at him and told him to go sleep it off somewhere to which he replies “you’re dead bennes you’re dead” which i replied “Elaine? from seinfeld?” so the 3rd shift guy comes walking around the corner and this guy finally walks out of the building, yet decides to stop and yell at us through the doors some more. We couldn’t hear him so all 3 of us started walking towards the door, the guy takes off, we walk outside and have a look around to make sure he left the area. he’s standing at the corner and he see’s us to which he promptly goes back to the air gun firing motion but we had a nice little word added to it, this ass clown yells out “DOUCHE!” and we’re looking at eachother and i say “did he just say douche?” and we started laughing at him hysterically and started walking towards him, and he takes off running like a bat out of hell, and it snowed earlier that day and there was snow on the roads and sidewalks yet. (Guess how this one ends up) yup you probably guessed right, the guy slips and falls flat on his ass, he tries to get up and falls on his face. once he was across the street we went back inside and started laughing even harder and telling the other 3rd shift guard what happened. So now i’m on my way home after work driving down the street and i see this guy walking down the street, i’m having an after work cigarette so my windows down and i yell out to him “DOUCH!” and drive off laughing again. well that’s it, my exciting night at work, what would you do if a crazy man threatened your life? LMAO

don’t know what happened with this post and why all the slashes are in it ah well